Your Tablecloth
“Ma’am, we’re pleased to present you with the tablecloth that you ordered from us.” Oh, that’s right, you didn’t order a tablecloth, you ordered a dress. Hey, look at the bright side… we mean the tablecloth dress. That’s pretty bright.
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Surprise No More
Who wants a surprise anyway? They only cause people to panic. At least she can adequately prepare now. At least they followed the instructions…