18. 3 Strikes (2000) – Rating: 0%
Three strikes and you’re out in baseball. Unfortunately, the title of this movie is entirely appropriate. 3 Strikes, directed and written by DJ Pooh, is about a man who has two strikes on his criminal record; a third strike would result in 25 years to life in prison. After a few minutes of seeing this presentation, you will be thinking to yourself, “I’m out.” This movie’s plot is absolutely mindless. After serving a second term, Rob Douglas (Brian Hooks) gets released from prison and picked up by a buddy. The only issue is that his friend decided to shoot at some police officers while operating a stolen vehicle. And with that, Douglas is now eluding capture. This film is supposed to be a comedy but honestly? There’s nothing to laugh at.
17. Wagons East! (1994) – Rating: 0%
A legend, John Candy. Unfortunately, being a legend doesn’t shield you from occasionally giving a subpar performance. Wagons East, starring Candy! big time missed the mark. The movie, which is set in the Wild West, centers on a group of settlers who are fed up with how things are right now. The settlers decide they wish to go back to the East after meeting a cowboy. Even Candy is unable to redeem this time-wasting satire. Sadly, Candy’s final on-screen appearance features the emblem on the part of James Harlow, an alcoholic wagon master. It may sound impossible, but Candy appeared unfunny in this movie.