Some Things Just Hurt To Read
Let’s be honest here. This kind of plea is basically what every single person who has gotten a ticket feels deep within their soul. Mr. Ticket Man, please spare this poor soul!

Some Things Just Hurt To Read
Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar
Now this, right here, is a crime. What crime, you ask? Why, English grammar treason, of course! A car insurance quote should be the last thing on this person’s mind seeing as someone clearly needs to go to driver’s ed again.

Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar