At Least He’s Happy
When you stop to think about it, the majority of issues and worries stem from having a brain. If you didn’t have a brain, you wouldn’t be in trouble. Theoretically, that explains why this guy is okay with losing his brain. He won’t be able to function without it for very long, but for the time being, everyone should keep their distance and allow him to enjoy his temporary brainlessness. It is probably cathartic.
This Seems Familiar
Losing a turtle is one thing, but losing a turtle that has your nunchucks is rather dangerous. We all know what a turtle with a nunchuck can do. Thank goodness, only the evil seems to be threatened by Michelangelo. We’re convinced that all turtles are capable of moving far more quickly than they do; they only keep it a secret so they can play it as a strength when they’re under pressure.