Alex Jones
In case it wasn’t clear, this guy isn’t a celebrity. You’re probably wrong if you can’t back up your ridiculous allegations that water makes frogs homosexual with facts. You’re a total freak if talking about gay toads is among the minor psychotic stuff you’ve ever said.
Mrs. Dash
There must be an endless number of condiments out there, right? Use something other than Mrs. Dash to make the dishes a bit more interesting. You’ll be grateful you took the time to do it. Try several pre-made seasoning blends at the very least. Tony Chachere is someone Mrs. Dash should meet.