Fossil Fuels
Right, studying and implementing natural, clean technology is just a waste of time and money. Why not only irreversibly deplete the ozone layer when fighting oil wars? We can’t use wind power because it induces cancer in birds.
Fossil Fuels
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The Mall
Malls might make you feel a little anxious. Why go there when you can order anything you need online and get it shipped to your doorstep? It’s a lot easier. If you’ve ever seen the glum looks on the faces of husbands who don’t want to be included, you know what I’m talking about. We’d rather not see grumpy people spoil our shopping trip.
The Mall
